Changing Lives (Reprise) Lyrics

BARRY:
We're gonna prove
That in this day and age
Being gay
Isn’t a crime
This is our moment
To change the World
One lesbian

TRENT:
Lesbian!

DEE DEE:
Lesbian!

ANGIE:
Lesbian!

ALL:
At a time!

BARRY:
We're gonna help that little lesbian
Whether she likes it or not
When you're a legendary thespian

DEE DEE:
First you help the distressed

TRENT:
Then you help the distraught

BARRY:
We’re going down to where the necks are red
And lack of dentistry thrives
Why sing and dance
When you can take a stance

ALL:
And know you're truly changing lives
We're gonna march until that town looks like
The end of act 1 of Les Mis
You don't gotta have a Ph.D. in Psych
To know that people kowtow to the folks in the biz

BARRY:
We're gonna teach ‘em
To be more PC
The minute our troupe arrives

ALL:
That's right!

BARRY:
Those fist-pumping

DEE DEE:
Bible-thumping

TRENT:
Spam-eating

ANGIE:
Cousin-humping

BARRY:
Cow-tipping

DEE DEE:
Shoulder-slumping

TRENT:
Tea-bagging

ANGIE:
Jesus-jumping

ALL:
Losers and their inbred wives
Will learn compassion

DEE DEE:
And better fashion

ALL:
Once we at last are
Changing Lives

BARRY (spoken):
Now let's go help that dyke