Ruber Lyrics by Gary Oldman

Camelot ! Let's go back to war and violence
I'm so bored with peace and SILENCE !
Nights of evil, filled with fear
Your worst dream, that's my idea of fun !
Let darkness find it's sad ways;
Let's go back to good old bad days
No more foolish acts of kindness
Arthur and his kingdom will be mine !
Years from now, no one will bother
To recall your good King Arthur
Because all of this will be mine !
This will all be mine !
I have a plan; it includes you
You, Juliana, will lead me to Camelot
Where I will claim all this is mine
In the back of your wagons, my men will all hide
You'll sit up front as the gates open wide
Now watch me create my mechanical army with pride !
With this potion I bought from some witches
A drop on this chicken;
And watch as it switches into a weapon
That I can use at will.
Now this chicken can kill !
Ta-dah ! Behold:
A blade beak !
Stand right up and enter quickly;
I'll transform the meek and sickly into iron men with hands of steel.
Yes, into the water ! Quickly ! Now, go, you fools !
Next stand up straight, now ! Move it along !
No, no, no, no, no, that's no good !
Prepare for the dawning of a new age:
The Ruberian age !
Year One !

Choral Chant:
(Bring on the darkness, bring on the gloom,
We are the army of death and gloom)
(Bring on the darkness, bring on the gloom,
We are the army of death and gloom)
Choral Chant continues:
Only one will be revered,
Worshipped, hated, loved, and feared !
I'd just like to say a few words:
I, me, mine !
You were mistaken if you believed
Ruber was someone who'd crumble and leave
Now I am back, and I will be staying this time !

End Choral Chant:
I told you once
I told you twice !
Everything you see before you
Every last bit of it will...
be....
mine !!!