Different As Can Be Lyrics

Quirrell:
You won't sleep on your tummy

Voldemort:
You won't sleep on your back

Voldemort & quirrell:
We're quite a kooky couple you'll agree

Quirrell:
We share some hands and fingers

Voldemort:
And yet the feeling lingers

Voldemort & quirrell:
We're just about as different as anyone could be

Voldemort:
You like plotting a garden and i like plotting to kill

Quirrell:
You think that you should rule the world, i think books are a thrill!
Sipping tea by the fires swell

Voldemort:
Pushing people in is fun as well
I like folding all my ties

Quirrell:
And you have no friends, hey thats a surprise

Voldemort & quirrell:
I guess its plain to see
When you look at you and me
Were different
Different
As can be

Voldemort:
Youre a sissy, a twat a girl! Im the darkest of lords!

Quirrell:
Im the brightest professor here, ive won several awards

Voldemort:
My new world is about to unfold

Quirrell:
You got beat by a two year old

Voldemort:
Ill kill him this time through and through

Quirrell:
Or you might just give him another tattoo

Voldemort & quirrell:
You really must agree
When you look at you and me
Were different
Different
As can-

Voldemort:
Ill rise again and ill rule the world
But you must help me renew
For when our plan succeeds

Quirrell:
Prevails!

Voldemort:
Part of that world goes to you

Quirrell:
When i rule the world ill plant flowers

Voldemort:
When i rule the world ill have snakes
And goblins, and werewolves, and giants, and thestrals,
A fleet of dementors, and all my death eaters!
(quirrell: and jane austin novels)

Voldemort & quirrell:
When i rule the world!! Hahahaha