Wedding Singer Soundtrack Lyrics
Today You Are a Man Lyrics
ROBBIE:
THERE'S A GIFT FROM EVERY GUEST
ROBBIE & BAND:
TODAY YOU ARE A MAN
ROBBIE:
THE COCKTAIL FRANKS HAVE ALL BEEN BLESSED
ROBBIE & BAND:
TODAY YOU ARE A MAN
ROBBIE:
YOUR GOYIM FRIENDS HAVE BEEN AGOG
SINCE THEY LEFT THE SYNAGOGUE
DRUNK ON SCHNAPPS AND IN A FOG
AND SPEAKING HEBREW BEST THEY CAN
SAMMY:
(Attempting Hebrew.)
LaChaim!
ROBBIE & BAND:
CAUSE YOU ARE A MAN!
ROBBIE:
THERE'S A WAITRESS DRESSED UP LIKE A GO-GO
GEORGE:
BUT REMEMBER SHIKSAS ARE A NO-NO
ROBBIE:
GO SHAKE HANDS WITH EACH TOM, DICK AND HERSCHEL
SAMMY:
THEY'LL BE SHVITZING
AND WHAT'S EVEN WORSE YOU'LL
ROBBIE & BAND:
HAVE TO KISS YOUR AUNTS
AND WATCH YOUR ZAYDE DANCE
BUT REMEMBER THIS
IT COULD BE TEN TIMES WORSE
AT LEAST IT'S NOT YOUR BRISS
YOUR BRISS
TODAY YOU ARE A
ROBBIE:
BOY-BOY-BOY
BOY-BOY-BOY
BOY-BOY-BOY
GEORGE & SAMMY:
Boy?
ROBBIE:
No!
ALL 3:
A MAN!
Ole!