Stankenstein - Florida Man Lyrics

Local news this just in
Florida man arrested for throwing
Baby alligator through local fast-food restaurant
Drive through window
Breaking news
Florida man arrested for breaking
Into prison to hang out with friend
Now not being let out of said prison
This just in Florida man
Arrested at park for practicing
Karate on swans
His name's Florida man
I want a speedboat
I want a speedboat
I want to make a fast getaway
And I want a big house
And I want a big house
And I want a big house
White picket fence
Florida man
Florida man
Speedboat
Florida man
Speedboat
Florida man
Speedboat
Florida man
Speedboat
We'll live in Tampa
Where it's nice and mucky
And I'll fight the gators in our backyard
We'll go to Disney
With our two daughters
Go home and act like it was hard
Florida man
Speedboat
Florida man
Speedboat
Florida man
Speedboat
Florida man
Speedboat
Florida man
Speedboat
And I'll drive my speedboat
And I'll crash my speedboat
And I hope the gators get me first
And we'll sell the big house
Stupid ugly big house
And we'll retire die in the suburbs
Florida man
Speedboat
Florida man
Speedboat
Florida man
Speedboat
Florida man
Rahhhhh
Speedboat
Florida Man