Starshine Singers - History Is Boring Lyrics

Oh no! Not another supply teacher!
1066 Battle of Hastings
1066 Norman invasion
1066 William the conqueror
1066 1066

History is boring, it's very sad.
It's a load of rubbish, makes us feel so bad.
History is torture, an endless grind...
But I've got a way to open up their minds!

History is boring, it's never cool.
Just another subject
They make us learn at school.
Date after date, fact after fact.
Where is the future in learning stuff like that?
Where is the future in learning stuff like that?

I have the keys, the keys to history!
I can go back in time, anywhere.
I have the keys, the keys to history
Come with me back in time,
I'll take you there.
Why don't you travel in time with me?
I am the Keymaster - these are the keys!

How can they be the keys to history?
What a joke. Wacky bloke. Very weird.

I know it seems a crazy mystery
But it's true, I'm telling you. It's really true.
Open the lock and you'll see for yourselves
What it was like back in yesterday's world.

I am the Keymaster, I am the Keymaster.
I am the Keymaster - Keymaster!

He is the Keymaster, he is the Keymaster.
He is the Keymaster - Keymaster!