I've tried traps.
Every kind of trap, he's tried traps.
Every kind of trap!
Big traps and small traps,
Thin traps and fat.
He's tried them all
But we've still got rats.
Nothing seems to work. It's no use.
Rats are everywhere;
They're running loose!
We pay tax... while you relax!
And I try and sort things out!
I've tried cats!
Every kind of cat, he's tried cats.
Every kind of cat!
Big cats and small cats,
Thin cats and fat.
He's tried them all
But we've still got rats.
Nothing seems to work. It's no use.
Rats are everywhere;
They're running loose!
We pay tax... while you relax!
And I try and sort things out!
It's not good enough!
It's no good.
Something's got to give. It's no good.
It's no way to live.
Find a solution. Do it today.
Do what it takes, or you will pay!
Time to make a plan! See it through!
Don't you understand? It's down to you!
Time to act -
Or you will be sacked!