Like dear abby told me
I'm walking away
My shrink gave his o.k.
I'm walking away
The self help book ?implored? me
I'm walking away
Jubilation day
[solo]
I'm walking away
My best friend all had warned me
I'm walking away
Even your mom said you were nuts
In my dreams
You wear a red cape and a pitchfork
I'm walking away
Jubilation day
[solo]
I'm walking away
Let me get my things
I'm walking away
Where'd you hide my banjo strings
I'm walking away
I'll be over you by lunch time
I'm walking away
Jubilation day
[solo]
I'm walking away
Let's always remember the good times
I'm walking away
Like when you were out of town
I'm walking away
But the sex was great
I'm walking away
At least thats what my best friends brother said
I'm walking away
You know your right we should always stay in touch
I'm walking away
This is your new e-mail address right?
Cheatin, pyscho, dish-throwin, hoe dot nut
Bye