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Do you know how to get to Texas?
Think my baby went down south
But I'd search the whole world over
So I could plant a kiss on her mouth
Hop a train out to California
Think my baby's a movie star
We would be in every headline:
"Actress F*cks Some Guy in a Car"
Had a girl that I knew in Vegas
Think I married her once or twice
She was always gone by morning
But every night she blew on my dice
Someone tell me how to get to Texas
Yeah my baby said she wait up for me
I would drive about a hundred and thirty
Or swim across every ocean and sea
Think that I'm just a bit mistaken
Like I'm living some other life
Now the bar is closing so I
Guess I'll get on home to the wife