Found a bottle of absinthe
Buried out in the yard
Drank it all before sundown
Then it caught me off guard
Everything became different
Not like it used to be
Because the bottle of absinthe
Was actually LSD
Oh f*ck
Found a fifth of tequila
Stashed away in the floor
No idea how it got there
But I gave it a pour
First I start feeling funny
But then I start feeling free
Because the fifth of tequila
Was actually PCP
Oh f*ck
Oh shit
I'm high
As shit
I got
F*cked up
I can't
Stand up