Story to Tell - Y Not Lyrics

She's lost in love with him, oh, how it stings
But my heart beats for her, spreading its wings
Caught in a tangle of emotions so unclear Secretly wishing he would just disappear
Life would work just so much better If he had stayed a never-met-her

We could be all slip-and-slides and ride-or-die
And let-her-ride, it's your reason why
For strictly, dickly, it is queer
Yeah, it upsets me
Turkey's grand if that's your best
But Vinny's the only good triple X
So take a chance and roll the die
Give the four bag treatment a try
And I know, yeah, I know You forget about that reasonable Y

Her eyes meet mine, a silent plea
To break free from societal decree
Love knows no bounds, it transcends all
But she's stuck in a love triangle thrall
If only she could see the truth within
Love is love, it's not a sin

We could be all slip-and-slides and ride-or-die And let-her-ride, it's your reason why
For strictly, dickly, it is queer
Yeah, it upsets me
Turkey's grand if that's your best
But vinny's the only good triple X
So take a chance and roll the die
Give the four bag treatment a try
And I know, yeah, I know You forget about that reasonable Y

We could be all slip-and-slides and ride-or-die
And let-her-ride, it's your reason why
For strictly, dickly, it is queer
Yeah, it upsets me
Turkey's grand if that's your best
But Vinny's the only good triple X
So take a chance and roll the die
Give the four bag treatment a try
And I know, yeah, I know You forget about that reasonable Y

We could be all slip-and-slides and ride-or-die
And let-her-ride, it's your reason why
For strictly, dickly, it is queer
Yeah, it upsets me
Turkey's grand if that's your best But Vinny's the only good triple X
So take a chance and roll the die
Give the four bag treatment a try
And I know, yeah, I know You forget about that reasonable Y