Stumbleweed County - The Drain Lyrics

I think my whiskey glass is broken
My mouth is getting dry
As I sit here and stare at it
I start to wonder why
It always comes up empty
And I wonder who's to blame
There must be a hole in the bottom
Or some kind of drain
I think the waitress has a fix
On the glasses at the bar
They always pull the same old tricks
But I know who they are
I've been watching them all night
As they run that little game
And I'll be damned if I don't find a way
To plug that drain
Barkeep there must be a hole in my glass
Cuz I keep getting drinks
But there going down to fast
He poured me up another
But it was just the same
And I'll be damned if all my whiskey
Went right down the drain
I think there's something in the air
In this joint I'm sitting in
As I've fallin from my chair
And the room's begun to spin
As I get up I wonder why
I don't feel no pain
Looking up at that empty glass
Lord I think I found the drain
I've always been a glass is half full kind of guy
But now I stand here swaying
As the walls go racing by
I think of the conspiracy
How i might be to blame
But even I've begun to see
That maybe I'm the drain