Tenacious D - Destiny Lyrics

[Chorus]
Cause its the pick! of Destiny,child
You know where we'll be rockin cause its f*ckin insane
Its just the pick! of Destiny, child
More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain
[Verse 1]
In Venice Beach there was a man named Cage
When he was buskin he was all the rage
He met Chables and he taught him well
All the techniques that were delveloped in Hell
Cock Push-ups and the Power Slide
Each simulation now theres nowhere to hide
They formed a band they named Tenacious D
and then they got the Pick Of Destiny
[Chorus 2]
Cause its the pick! of Destiny, child
you know where we'll be rockin cause its f*ckin insane
Its just the pick! of Destiny, child
Our tasty group is better than the Chicken Cho-mein
Cause he who is sleasy, is easy to pleasy
and she who is juicy, must be loosy goosy
and he who is groovy, must be in my movie so come on!
[Verse 2]
The wizard and the deamon had a Battle Royal
the deamon almost killed him with an evil ka-pow
but then he broke his tooth and thus the deamon said "ow"
[Chorus 3]
Cause its the pick! of Destiny, child
you know where we'll be rockin cause its f*ckin insane
Cause its the pick! of destiny, child,
You know our movie's better than the Citizen Cane
Cause he who's a geaser, must live in my freezer
and she who is snarky, is full of milarky
and he who is groovy, must be in my movie so come on!
(Guitar Solo)
Cause if your a diva, then go to Ganiva
and if your a chroni, then suck on my bony
and if you are groovy, then get in my movie
Its called the Pick of Destiny
The Pick of Destiny...