T-Pain - Chopped N Skrewed (Remix) Lyrics

Yeah!
YEA-YEAH!
WHOA-O-OHH

[Hook 1:]
Nuh-Nuh Nuh Shawty
Nuh-Nuh Nuh Shawty
Nuh-Nuh Nuh Shawty
Don't chop me, Shawty don't Screw Me
Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't Screw Me
Shawty it's da remix chop is da remix screwed is da remix
Professor

[Verse 1: T-Pain]
Have you ever seen
A dime piece all alone at the bar (bar-bar)
Straight out of a magazine
And you just want to let her know who you are (are-are)
So you say let me buy you a drink
Or let a conversation
If that's what you want to do (do-do)
And she said club is about to end
And you said won't you just come to my crib
And She said I can't leave my friends

[Chorus 1:]
Now you've offically been chopped and screwed
Screwed-Screwed
Chopped-Chopped
And Screwed
You've offically been
Dance-Dance
Screwed
And Ewed-Ewed
Chopped
Screwed-Screwed
You've offically been chopped and screwed
And-And
Screw
Chop-Screw-Screwed
You've offically been Screwed
Screwed
Screw-Screw
Chop-Chop
And Screwed
You've officially been
Dance-Dance
Screwed

[Hook 2:]
Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't Screw Me (Yeah)
Sha-Shawty don't chop me, Shawty Screw-Screw (Chopped and Screwed)
Shawty-Shawty don't chop, Shawty-Shawty don't Screw Me (HEYYY-Yeah)
Shawty don't chop me, don't-don't Screw Me (Yea-Yeah)

[Verse 2: T-Pain]
Have you ever been in the VIP room
Of your favorite street club (club-club)
And you got a shawty on you
Kissing on your neck
Making you feel like she so in love (love-love)
Now you done grabbed you a couple a drinks
And you feeling like it's about time to cuddle up (up-up)
And you said shawty what's really up
And she takes big sip out yo cup
And she said it'll be 60 bucks

[Chorus 2:]
Now you've officially been chopped and screwed
Screwed-Screwed
Chopped-Chopped
And Screwed
You've officially been
Dance-Dance
Screwed
And Ewed-Ewed
Chopped

[Verse 3: R. Kelly]
Remix get on mi level 12 play it's time 4 love ya'll 12 play just get on mi level re - re - chop screwed
Tell me, tell me have u ever met a girl that act like that's was her real hair (when it it's not not) ever ran into a chick that said she was mixed with something else and u was like please stop - stop
But she was looking so right and her body so tight but she f up bar tippin buying drinks all night club - club bout 2 let out now your drunk now shes leaving da club with me sorry u been punked believe me I know her
Listen 2 da remix professor c homie b4 u tip her 1st u must undress her cause this how a real player do tell me do I have 2 sound like a broken record - record chopped n screwed

[Chorus 2:]
Now you've officially been chopped and screwed
Screwed-Screwed
Chopped-Chopped
And Screwed
You've officially been
Dance-Dance
Screwed
And Ewed-Ewed
Chopped
Screwed-Screwed
You've officially been chopped and screwed

[Chorus 3:]
Now you've officially been chopped and screwed
Screwed-Screwed
Chopped-Chopped
And Screwed
You've officially been
Dance-Dance
Screwed
And Ewed-Ewed
Chopped
Screwed-Screwed
You've officially been chopped and screwed
And-And
Screw
Chop-Screw-Screwed
You've officially been Screwed
Screwed
Screw-Screw
Chop-Chop
And Screwed
You've offically been
And-And
Screwed

[Hook 3:]
Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't Screw Me (Yeah)
Sha-Shawty don't chop me, Shawty Screw-Screw (Chopped and Screwed)
Shawty-Shawty don't chop, Shawty-Shawty don't Screw Me
Shawty don't chop me, don't-don't Screw Me-Me-Me-Me-Me-Me-ME