Trans Atlantic Crush - Leningrad Mail Order Bride Lyrics

Ebenezer Johnson he waits for his ride
To pick up his Leningrad mail order bride
He ordered her on Tuesday from the Sunday classifieds
He's betting it all on wife number 5
Ebenzer Johnson is changing his life

Said she was lovely, said she wise
Said she beautiful with Leningrad eyes
Thinks she'll be perfect for a man of 95
Ebenezer Johnson is changing his life

Hey girl with lipstick eyes
You'll take me higher than I've ever been