Twiztid - F*ckkonthe1stdate Lyrics

Hi! My name's Lisa
I'm what some people call a sex addict
I mean just because I like to have sex with alot of boys
It doesn't make me a freak, ok?
I mean, yeah I like to do a doggy style
And suck cock and all that you know?
I mean I usually just tell 'em
Pull that muthaf*cka out and let me see it
Get started...

Now let me introduce myself as the man
F*ckin' every bitch in the world that says I can
And I won't even play with bitches that don't f*ck
All I know, you could be a dude with your nuts tucked
And I don't need all the stress and all the games
And all the callin' me names
And your frontin' like your sayin, bitch
You ain't shit but a hoe and the trickin'
All your good for is hopefully f*ckin' and suckin' dick
Wanna blame it on my music?
Well that will never happen
Cuz I was f*ckin' hoes like you before the rappin'
Don't get me the slighter on that ass and buttcheeks
And keep my dick the splashin' cum on bed sheets
I'm a lunatic weirdo lookin' to the laid
Any hookers here tonight is lookin' to get paid?
F*ck that, I won't spend no nickle on no ass
I don't even want no stankin' bitch, stankin' by my cash

[x2]
Bitch, I'mma cum outta' the pants
I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm getting that ass
Your callin' me a freak sayin' I'm going too fast
But if you dont f*ck on the first date I'm leavin' that ass

Bitch with them big lips
I'm a young nigga
With crazy f*ckin' my hips
And I can make you do thangs your afraid to do
And by the end of the night you want me to f*ck you
Hey bitch that's a nice ass
Let me see you strip down to flesh and show me a flash dance
Got me arousing in my pants and a pitch in the tent
It's just a video camera no need to get upset
Hey bitch do you like sex?
Well me too
I'mma pull my dick out and this is what we gonna do
F*ck till the sun comes up and fall asleep
Leaving pusss battered and brused and numb for weeks
You say you never sucked dick, a minor obstical
Just pretend that my dick is a popsicle
And lick it all on the sides and tip
You got creamsickle fillin' on your tongue and lips
UHHhhh...

[x2]
Bitch, I'mma cum outta' the pants
I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm getting that ass
Your callin' me a freak sayin' I'm going too fast
But if you dont f*ck on the first date I'm leavin' that ass

You can tell it from the getgo bitch, I ain't the one
And stricly for your info bitch, you ain't the bomb
I done f*cked many two and three hoes at the time
And the most hoes I f*ck in one night is like five
DAAAAMN...
You can say I'm addicted to sex
But if you know my sleeze then you know I'm addicted to death
Monoxide f*ckin' bitches left to right
Let a killa know, if your f*ckin' tonight

Hey bitch, do you shave your peach?
I can check cause your beaver is within my arm reach
Leavin' a rash on my cock
Burned up, cradle, and duds are icey hots
Hey Bitch, would you finger your box?
And rub the butt of a nigga name madrox
Half hour killa with an hour worth a dick
So do you wanna f*ck? Hey you, hey bitch...

[x2]
Bitch, I'mma cum outta' my pants
I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm getting that ass
Your callin' me a freak sayin' I'm going too fast
But if you dont f*ck on the first date I'm leavin' that ass

You stupid bitch, what the f*ck do you think this is?
I take you out to dinner maybe to a movie
And you don't wanna f*ck?
Who the f*ck do you think you are muthaf*ckin' Liz Claybourn bitch?
I don't like that shit and I don't like you
So if you ain't f*ckin, you need to bounce, bitch
That's for my mods
I'm lookin' for ass, money, and dead shit