I saw a special kind of person leave their shopping cart,
In an empty parking space at my local grocery mart
Well some might call it lazy I call it disrespect
And if we meet again there's some things he might expect
I like my soda from a fountain (my soda from a fountain)
And my coffee from a can (my coffee from a can)
That's a little information (a little information)
Bout' the kinda man I am (bout the kinda man I am)
I'm good at pleasant conversation (pleasant conversation)
And I'm known to lend a hand (known to lend a hand)
But if you think you know me (if you think you know me)
Well you might just think again.
A couple days later I saw him on the road
He was in the left lane and he was driving way too slow
So I flashed him with my headlights I tried to pass him on the right
But he just rolled his window down and his bird took flight
I like my soda from a fountain (my soda from a fountain)
And my coffee from a can (my coffee from a can)
That's a little information (a little information)
Bout' the kinda man I am (bout the kinda man I am)
I'm good at pleasant conversation (pleasant conversation)
And I'm known to lend a hand (known to lend a hand)
But if you think you know me (if you think you know me)
Well you might just think again.
I pulled off at the exit and he followed close behind
Then he got out of his car and started marchin' up to mine
It was getting pretty late, well after sun had set
That's been twenty years ago and they still ain't found him yet
I like my soda from a fountain (my soda from a fountain)
And my coffee from a can (my coffee from a can)
That's a little information (a little information)
Bout' the kinda man I am (bout the kinda man I am)
I'm good at pleasant conversation (pleasant conversation)
And I'm known to lend a hand (known to lend a hand)
But if you think you know me (if you think you know me)
Well you might just think again.
Yea if ya think you'll cross me (If ya think you'll cross me) well you might just think again.
Hi-di-hi-di-hi-di-hi (Hi-di-hi-di-hi-di-hi)
Ho-di-ho-di-ho-di-ho (Ho-di-ho-di-ho-di-ho)
Yipee-ky-yay...
That's the way I roll.