Satan's ballroom has invited everyone
Let's all have some fun
Satan's got Judas spiking the punch
Y'all are gonna get drunk
The morning Star has turned Earth
Into a place of mirth
But gotta keep the beard out
Nobody likes that Boy Scout
Jesus can't come
We wanna have some fun
His right wing Politics
Got people on the run
That's why Jesus can't come
Jesus can't come
We wanna have some fun
His racist statements
Are pissing off everyone
That's why Jesus can't come
Satan's ballroom has invited everyone
Let's all have some fun
Satan's got Judas spiking the punch
Y'all are gonna get drunk
Jesus can't come
We wanna have some fun
His right wing Politics
Got people on the run
That's why Jesus can't come
Jesus can't come
We wanna have some fun
His racist statements
Are pissing off everyone
That's why Jesus can't come
The morning Star has turned Earth
Into a place of mirth
But gotta keep the beard out
Nobody likes that Boy Scout
Jesus can't come
We wanna have some fun
His right wing Politics
Got people on the run
That's why Jesus can't come
Jesus can't come
We wanna have some fun
His racist statements
Are pissing off everyone
That's why Jesus can't come
Jesus can't come
Jesus can't come
Jesus can't come
Jesus can't come
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Satan's ballroom has invited everyone
Let's all have some fun
Satan's got Judas spiking the punch
Y'all are gonna get drunk
The morning Star has turned Earth
Into a place of mirth
But gotta keep the beard out
Nobody likes that Boy Scout
Jesus can't come
We wanna have some fun
His right wing Politics
Got people on the run
That's why Jesus can't come
Jesus can't come
We wanna have some fun
His racist statements
Are pissing off everyone
That's why Jesus can't come
Satan's ballroom has invited everyone
Let's all have some fun
Satan's got Judas spiking the punch
Y'all are gonna get drunk
Jesus can't come
We wanna have some fun
His right wing Politics
Got people on the run
That's why Jesus can't come
Jesus can't come
We wanna have some fun
His racist statements
Are pissing off everyone
That's why Jesus can't come
The morning Star has turned Earth
Into a place of mirth
But gotta keep the beard out
Nobody likes that Boy Scout
Jesus can't come
We wanna have some fun
His right wing Politics
Got people on the run
That's why Jesus can't come
Jesus can't come
We wanna have some fun
His racist statements
Are pissing off everyone
That's why Jesus can't come
Jesus can't come
Jesus can't come
Jesus can't come
Jesus can't come
Let's all have some fun
Satan's got Judas spiking the punch
Y'all are gonna get drunk
The morning Star has turned Earth
Into a place of mirth
But gotta keep the beard out
Nobody likes that Boy Scout
Jesus can't come
We wanna have some fun
His right wing Politics
Got people on the run
That's why Jesus can't come
Jesus can't come
We wanna have some fun
His racist statements
Are pissing off everyone
That's why Jesus can't come
Satan's ballroom has invited everyone
Let's all have some fun
Satan's got Judas spiking the punch
Y'all are gonna get drunk
Jesus can't come
We wanna have some fun
His right wing Politics
Got people on the run
That's why Jesus can't come
Jesus can't come
We wanna have some fun
His racist statements
Are pissing off everyone
That's why Jesus can't come
The morning Star has turned Earth
Into a place of mirth
But gotta keep the beard out
Nobody likes that Boy Scout
Jesus can't come
We wanna have some fun
His right wing Politics
Got people on the run
That's why Jesus can't come
Jesus can't come
We wanna have some fun
His racist statements
Are pissing off everyone
That's why Jesus can't come
Jesus can't come
Jesus can't come
Jesus can't come
Jesus can't come
Writer: Nate Hill
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