ALL MY EXES ARE DEAD Video (MV)

I don't even really know where I should start this
Once upon a time a princess was harmless
Kept quiet in a cage like the prince always wanted
Like what kind of happy ending is this?
She never got revenge with her pretty pink dagger
Used something much worse, a magic eraser
And her fairy godmother turned him back to a stranger
And he never heard from me again

Rest in peace my regrets
I don't forgive, I forget
Even if it's all in my head
All of my, all of my exes are dead
Bet it hurts like a bitch
Knowing you won't have me again
It's easier to pretend
All of my, all of my exes are dead

All the princes later learned that she was a keeper
But it was too late because the grim reaper
Blocked all the ways that they tried to reach her
Do you get it yet?

See there's no point in petty payback or spite
When they can't get you back it cuts like a knife
And the fairest of the land moved on with her life
The end

Rest in peace my regrets
I don't forgive, I forget
Even if it's all in my head
All of my, all of my exes are dead
Bet it hurts like a bitch
Knowing you won't have me again
It's easier to pretend
All of my, all of my exes are dead

Okay, okay
Cross me once, cross me twice
Cross my heart and hope you die
Let it burn, let it hurt
Longer than a lifetime,longer than a lifetime
Okay, okay
Made your bed, lay in it
Watch and learn just what you missed
Booked and busy, sleeping beauty
No time for true loves kiss
No time for true loves bullshit
Who wants to go next?

Rest in peace my regrets
I don't forgive, I forget
Even if it's all in my head
All of my, all of my exes are dead
Bet it hurts like a bitch
Knowing you won't have me again
It's easier to pretend
All of my, all of my exes are dead

D-d-dead, dead, dead
D-d-dead, dead, dead
All of my, all of my exes are dead