Homecoming Video (MV)

Last week I flew to san diego to see my antie
On day 1 I met her hot step daughter
She's a cheerleader, she is a virgin and she is really tan
As she stepped out of her massive car
I could only notice she was more than f*ckable
I think she was coming back from the game or something
Cause she was holding those silly pompoms
On day 2 I f*cked her and it was wild
She is such a slut

I f*cked my american cunt
I loved my english romance
I f*cked my american cunt
I loved my english romance
It was dirty a dream came true
Just like I like it she's got nice tits
It was perfect a dream came true
Just like a song by blink182

Ok listen girls
I met the hottest guy ever
Basically as I was stepping out of my s.u.v.
I came face to face with my step cousin or whatever
Who cares
Anyway he was wearing skinny jeans had funky hair
And the cutest british accent ever
Straight away I could tell he was a rocker
With his sexy attitude and the way he looked at me
Mmm he is totally awesome
Oh my god I think I'm in love

I f*cked my american cunt
I loved my english romance
I f*cked my american cunt
I loved my english romance
It was dirty a dream came true
Just like I like it she's got nice tits
It was perfect a dream came true
Just like a song by blink182

I f*cked my american cunt
I loved my english romance
I f*cked my american cunt
I loved my english romance
It was so nice to meet you
Pleasure is mine I do like you
Come to cancun for springbreak
Ill think about it it could be great.

And don't forget he send me a "friend request".

As if.