These Are Atoms - Grandad Is Sticking His Head in the Oven for Christmas Lyrics

The smell of gas leaks into the hallway replacing the smell of absent children
And absent grandchildren who don't talk to him anymore

Grandad hasn't been the same since granny died
And building model airplanes doesn't fill his time
And his children don't invite him to christmas dinner
So Grandad is sticking his head in the oven!

So grandad died and the gas kept leaking
And a spark from a faulty plug made the house explode
And it killed all the children in the park next to house
I wish it could be christmas everyday, blah blah blah

Christmas comes just once a year (visit your grandparents)

No roast turkey, just roast grandad!