Maybe what you've read is true
That in Paris he blew a nought point two
And maybe in Cairo he smashed through a creche
And when pulled over had whiskey on his breath
Maybe he drinks a little more than me and you
But did you never wonder
What booze allows him to do?
(What booze allows him to do)
In London he also killed a kid
But swore it was the rain
That caused his Jaguar to skid
In Venice he plunged into a canal
Crushing Japanese tourists on gondolas as well
Yes maybe he drinks a little more than me and you
But did you never wonder
What booze allows him to do?
(What booze allows him)
Because there's no higher power you can provide
And in nuclear war there's no time to decide
So if you want the world as we know it to survive
You're gonna have to let him
Drink and drive
Yes you're gonna have to let him
Drink and drive
There's no question of getting him to quit
Since boarding school he's always had a taste for it
Johnnie Walker is his backseat driver
And Jack Daniels, Jim Bean and Wiltshire cider
Yes maybe he drinks a little more than me and you
But did you never wonder
What booze allows him to do?
(What booze allows him to do)
Because there's no higher power you can provide
And when the shit hits the fan there's no time to decide
So if you want the world as we know it to survive
You're gonna have to let him
Drink and drive
Yes you're gonna have to let him
Drink and drive