Tibbie-X - Here Comes !! GRANDPA !! Lyrics

My grandpa, hates you!
My grandpa, hates you!
Cruising down the highway, hitting 35
He can't see a thing, but he makes it home alive
Fiber pills and laxatives, they help grandpa go
He gets really cranky if you interrupt his show
Here comes grandpa, he hates everything
Here comes grandpa, he hates everything
And he hates
All the children run away from Grandpa's smelly toes
Hair is growing out of his ears and going out of his nose
We're staying off his lawn, we're sitting sitting on his lap
Hearing stories from the war when grandpa killed the japs
Here comes grandpa, he hates everything
Here comes grandpa, he hates everything
And he hates
He eats salami sandwiches every f*cking day
They heat is never on 'cause he don't want to pay
Sanka's on the table, dentures in the glass
Grandpa's form of tipping is to slap the waitress on the ass
It's all of his thoughts have been misplaced
He needs his goddamn hip replaced
(Hip replacement!)
Here comes grandpa, he hates everything
Here comes grandpa, he hates everything
And he hates you!
Scared of graves! Loves Bengay!
Collectors plates! Medi-cade!
Here comes grandpa, never sits and sits again
Here comes grandpa, he can't stay, wears pants
Here comes grandpa, he will never be a friend
Here comes grandpa, he's 35, it's near the end
Wheel of fortune!
(Hybernation demo)