My bum is on the rail
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Bum is on the rail
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Look at Me
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My bum is on the rail
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My bum is on a man
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Bum is on a man
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It's alot of fun to put your bum on a man
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My bum is on a step
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Bum is on a step
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Don't fall down the steps you might hurt your bum!
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(Insane Laughter)
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And thats not very fun
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If you fall down and hurt your bum
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I like to put my bum on things
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It's fun for everyone
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My bum is on the cheese
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Bum is on the cheese
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If I get lucky I'll get a disease!
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My bum is on the Swedish
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Swedish, Swedish, Swedish
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My bum is on the gum
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My bum is on the gum
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I can blow a bubble with my bum bum bum
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My bum is on the ship
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The battleship
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I hope they don't shoot the cannon in my bum
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I'd shoot POO all over the place
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POO POO!!
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Cause that isn't very fun
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When they shoot a cannon in your bum
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I like to put my bum on things
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It's fun for everyone
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My bum is on the dog
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My bum is on the cat
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My bum is on the phone
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My bum is all alone......
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The rail is all alone
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The man is all alone
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The Swedish is all alone
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My bum...is all alone....
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(Loo in the background)
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1,2,3,4
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My bum is all alone
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My bum is all alone
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My bum is all alone
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My bum is all alone
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My bum is all alone
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My bum is all alone
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My bum is all alone
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My bum is all alone
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My bum is all alone
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My bum is all alone
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My bum is all alone
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My bum is all alone
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Get the poo off my bum!
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I need the POO off my BUM!!
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I've go to get the poopoo off my bum
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I want to hear the cannon! (Loon in the background)
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No, let me hear the cannon! (Loon in the background)
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NO NO NO, no, not the loon!
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My bum is all alone
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My bum is all alone
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My bum is all alone
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I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON!
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I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON!
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I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON NOT THE LOON!
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(Cannon Explodes)
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Yea! The cannon!
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Now get the poo off my bum coo coo
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I want the poo-poo off my bum bum...
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(Whining)Can I hear the loon again, too.
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