TRAMP STAMPS - Not So Silent Night Lyrics

Something 'bout Christmas makes me get horny
Once it hits 30 degrees I get bored
At my parents house
Pull out a yearbook
And see who's down

To hook up in my childhood room with
Justin Bieber staring at you
While I give you head
Under the stars
On my twin size bed
(the ones that glow in the dark)


It's f*cking cold outside
And you been on my mind
So you should come over


For a not so silent night
Whoahhhhh, whoahhhhhh, whoahhhh
A not so silent night
Whoahhhhh, whoahhhhhh, whoahhhh
Whoahhhhh, whoahhhhhh, whoahhhh


Since we met
I knew you'd be top of my naughty list
And I could be the girl
To make it better with a kiss

You could slide down my chimney
Forget Santa I want you on me
Come and get your cookies
Sip my milk and you'll see


Jingle bells
All is well
When you have
Sex on Christmas Eve


Yeah it's a not so silent night
Whoahhhhh, whoahhhhhh, whoahhhh
A not so silent night (Oooooooh)
Whoahhhhh, whoahhhhhh, whoahhhh
A not so silent night (A not so silent night, A not so silent night)
A not so silent night (A not so silent night, A not so silent night)
A not so silent night


Not so silent night
Unholy night
You inside of me
While my parents sleep
While they're sleeping
We're gonna f*ck all night