Everytime I look at you I think of all the things that I could say
But when I open up my mouth all I seem to do is ask the way
To the toilet, to class, to anywhere but standing there
My brain gets disconnected and so do my words
I could
Climb the largest tree
Fly to timbuckthree
Knock on a door a runaway
Shoot elastic bands at
Heavy metal fans
But I'm not brave enough to talk to you
The next time I'll be braver the eight ball that I shook told me so
I puff out my chest and walk out like I swallowed self-inflating foam
But then I trip and let out air not from my mouth but elsewhere
The echo still resounds in room 102
I could
Climb the largest tree
Fly to timbuckthree
Knock on a door a runaway
Shoot elastic bands at
Heavy metal fans
But I'm not brave enough to talk to you
Wrestle Pennywise
Ask my Mum three times
For Something She'd already said
Be like Superman
Wearing spandex pants
But I'm not brave enough to talk to you
I thought I try one final time perhaps if I just slip into the room
Creep up past your friends and sit down on the table close or next you
But then short kid gets in way, the alpha male wants to play
I think I'll edge my bets and move on to your mate
Climb the largest tree
Fly to timbuckthree
Knock on a door a runaway
Shoot elastic bands at
Heavy metal fans
But I'm not brave enough to talk to you
Wrestle Pennywise
Ask my Mum three times
For Something She'd already said
Be like Superman
Wearing spandex pants
But I'm not brave enough to talk to you
Eat a snail or two
And then run to the loo
Ride by my buddies dodgy sledge
Be the bravest man
By meeting Kardashians
But I'm not brave enough to talk to you
Climb the largest tree
Fly to timbuckthree
Knock on a door a runaway
Shoot elastic bands at
Heavy metal fans
But I'm not brave enough to talk to you