(Yawn)
Ugh
Today feels like there'll be no problems
Man it's Saturday morning
Just woke up
Just hopped out the bed
And start stretchin' and yawnin'
Today is a good day
Because Saturday mornin' (Saturday mornin')
I hopped up brush my teeth and my hair
And then I took a look in the mirror
It's a Saturday morning
I hope I have me a good night
Because it's Saturday morning
What should I do today
I hopped out the bed brushed my teeth and face
Check my cell phone I got three missed calls
Hopped in the shower just to wash my balls
Hopped out the shower then I dry off
F*ck that man I think I need some time off
The club is kind of a drag
And I think I need a drink or two
So I took the drink and said
Saturday morning
Just woke up just hopped out the bed
And start stretchin' and yawnin'
Today is a good day
Because it's Saturday mornin' (Saturday mornin')
I hopped up brush my teeth and my hair
And then I took a look in the mirror
It's a Saturday morning
I hope I have me a good night
Because it's Saturday morning
(Yawn)
Oh my breathe stank
I need a brush my teeth
What the f*ck
Who the hell are you
Last night was long as f*ck
Cause I was drunk as f*ck
And I was crunk as f*ck
Don't think I'm wakin' up
I hear the buzzer beepin'
I hear the phone ringin'
I hear these people hollin'
Like who the f*ck is kickin'
Now who the f*ck is in here
And why you in my bed
She said you met me last night
And you got in my legs
I said you gave me head
Well shit what's your name
I don't remember her name
But shit it's all game
It's Saturday morning
Just woke up just hopped out the bed
And start stretchin' and yawnin'
Today is a good day
Because it's Saturday mornin' (Saturday mornin')
I hopped up brush my teeth and my hair
And then I took a look in the mirror
It's a Saturday morning
I hope I have me a good night
Because it's Saturday morning
(Yawn)
Oh shit
Man last night was crazy
What f*ckin' time it is
Two o'clock p.m.
Woke up late this morning
Long night of horing
Tick tick tick
I think it's time for recording
I brushed my teeth washed my face
Now I'm rejuvenated
Check my palm pilot
What am I to do today
Feelin' new today
It's a good day
Drink a lot of liquor
Smoke a lot of good today
Saturday night it's going down
I hope my car don't end up in the impound
Yea
[Phone ringing]
Hello
Who the f*ck this is
This Sunday man
It's a Sunday morning
Just woke up just hopped out the bed
And start stretchin' and yawnin'
Today is a good day
Because it's Sunday mornin'
It's a Sunday mornin'
'Day mornin'
And it's mornin'
Ha Hey it's a Saturday
I mean a Sunday
That feel like Saturday
Today is Sunday
And I'm stretchin' and yawnin'