TreemAIn - Summer-time Dampness Lyrics

It's a scorching day the sun's burning bright
Humidity's climbing ain't no breeze in sight
Got sweat pouring down from my head to my feet
But there's one little problem and it's bringing the heat

Got the fans on high but they don't cool a thing
Feels like we're living in a tropical spring
Even the dog's panting lying on the floor
But my sweaty predicament I just can't ignore

Oh the humidity rising it's making me frown
My balls are so sweaty they're sticking around
My leg and my thighs damp and tack
Turn on that AC its dripping down my crack

We try to escape it but there's no place to hide
Sticky and sweaty it's a bumpy ride
My wife's on the sofa shes suffering and needs pity
Her boobs need releaf from the humidi-titty

It's a real sticky mess when we try to get dressed
Clothes clinging tight it's a sweaty contest
Got swampy behinds and damp underwear
This humidity's got us pulling out our hair!

Oh the humidity rising it's making me frown
My balls are so sweaty they're sticking around
Cranking the AC but it's working in vain
This humidity's driving us all insane!

So here's to the summer and the sticky hot plight
We'll laugh through the sweat and we'll dance through the night
When the humidity hits we'll just sing this tune
And dream of cool breezes that can't come too soon!