Trial of the Red Backflip - Sluvtong Lyrics

Baby, I remember the day we met
When I first saw you
As you walked down the street
And I thought to myself

Meh
You're alright
On a scale to ten
I'd give you a five
Eh
You'll do
I mean you look like you could be rich
So I choose You

I'm not the best with words or compliments
Hey, you have a beautiful tongue
I don't quite think I'd call this a love song
It's more like a sluvtong

You
Are just like me
We both got chins
Now that's pretty neat
We
Belong together, you have my heart
Except for weekends
We can spend those apart
Because you can get kind of boring after a while

I'm not the best with words or compliments
Wow, your nose is really long
I don't quite think I'd call this a love song
It's more like a sluvtong

But I don't care what they think of us
Just as long as it's positive
You're okay, but you'd be even better
If you actually exist