Float Video (MV)

Before I was born

I was breathing in goo

I was thinking of life

And what I would do



I considered a cop

But I already hated guns

Or a famous mailman

But have you ever heard of one



I could be a funny guy

On a TV show

But I would end up being type cast

When the ratings fell below



Maybe I could start a band

That was dope and phat

But I don't have enough talent

To do something like that



'Cause life is heaven sent

And maybe I could be president

I could fix the world problems

In my sixteen year term



And my teachings would be

Something required to learn



And the world would

Build a shrine to me

And my face would be displayed

On all the currency



But I wasn't born yet

So it wasn't time to gloat

So until it's my birthday

I'll just relax here and float



So life goes on

And I'll end it on that note

And until my dying day

I'll just breeze right through

And float



Piece by piece

And bit by bit

You only live the life

That you make of it



So occasionaly

I will rock the boat

Making tiny waves

As I breeze right through

And float



Late night TV

And I'm watching Chuck Norris

In a movie where he's a ninja

Kicking satan for the lord

I know he's going to win



But I sit and watch

And he gets the jump on satan

With a kick to the crotch



So he's pushing to the limit

And I start to fall asleep

I guess I should feel guilty

But the thought I'm going to keep



So I try to stay awake

As I clear my throat

But the sleep always wins

To slumberland I float



Now the song is almost over

So let's recap

To all of those who weren't

Listening in the back



But I wasn't born yet

So it wasn't time to gloat

So until it's my birthday

I'll just relax here and float



So life goes on

And I'll end it on that note

And until my dying day

I'll just breeze right through

And float



Piece by piece

And bit by bit

You only live the life

That you make of it



So occasionaly

I will rock the boat

Making tiny waves

As I breeze right through

And float