Oh the Grand Old Duke of York
He had ten thousand men
He marched them up to the top of the hill
And he marched them down again
And when they were up they were up
And when they were down they were down
And when they were only halfway up
They were neither up nor down
Here we go
Get ready, beat your drums
Oh the Grand Old Duke of York
He had ten thousand men
They beat their drums to the top of the hill
And they beat them down again
And when they were up they were up
And when they were down they were down
And when they were only halfway up
They were neither up nor down
Phew, what a lot we had to do
Did you enjoy that?
We can all have a little rest now
Then, if you wish, we can start all over again
Until then, bye bye