Crank Yankers Theme Song Lyrics


Crank Yankers Theme Lyrics

Crank Yankers Theme Song Lyrics
(Performed by Fountains of Wayne)

(Seasons 1-4)

Come one, come all
Cause we're havin' a ball
We're just makin' some calls to strangers.

Come on, come on
You can say what you want
And they'll never know if you're deranged or what

But it doesn't really matter
(No, it doesn't really matter)
Cause we'll all be doubled over with laughter
At the expense of others
Maybe even your mother
Won't you join the Crank Yankers tonight?

Crank Yankers!



[Crank Yankers 2019 version:]

(Seasons 5)

Come one, come all
Cause we're havin' a ball
We're just makin' some calls to strangers

We're back on the cell
And the world's gone to hell
But you're gonna feel swell
When they pick up
From New York to Alabammer
They'll probably want to throw our ass in the slammer
Cause we're disturbing others
Maybe even your mother
Won't you join the Crank Yankers tonight?

Crank Yankers!
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