The Man Show Theme Song Lyrics

Grab a beer and drop your pants.
Send your wife and kids to France.
It's the Man Show!
Quit your job and light a fart.
Yank your favorite private part.
It's the Man Show!
Its a place where men can come together.
Look at the cans on this chick named Heather.
Juggy girls on trampolines.
Time to loosen those blue jeans.
It's the . . . Man Show!