The Graduate Video (MV)

This ones for that person at your dorm.
And to the guy whos inches from the door
You've got something that I need now
Maybe when I'm done with you I'll
Hopefully be on second base
When that's all said and done
You can be the sun or
Whatever hon
I can be your moon
And I'm just trying to keep up to speed with you
If that speeds Mach 5 then
Honey set the cruise
If this is going too fast sorry
I'm just doing what my friends and
The movies say
Didn't teach us this in sex ed
Maybe I could get some of that education from you
We've got something that's like brand new
Hearts start beating till they're all
Black and blue
We could go to outer space
But we won't get too far on
Minimum Wage

This ones for
That person at your dorm
And to the guy
Whose knocking on the door
Doesn't he know
Look before you leap
To the class
Of 2013
Sex ed didn't teach him
A God damn thing

On my feet $8.60 a week
Just us and a place to call home but
It's no outer space
So hears one question for you
Where do aliens stick the probe
I mean I like your toes
F*ck

This ones for
That person at your dorm
And to the guy
Whose knocking on the door
Doesn't he know
Look before you leap
To the class
Of 2013
Sex ed didn't teach him
A God damn thing
A God damn thing

Yeeeeah

Looking into your beautiful eyes
As I penetrate between your thighs
Lick on your nipple sexually
Thanks to you I'll get
My college degree