Sammy Three Toes sat in the sun
Beach life on the run
He admired the girls in teeny bikinis
And kept the sand out of his gun
Sammy Three Toes was a stand up guy
He looked each hit straight in the eye
"It's just business," he told them all
Before cocking the hammer and watching them fall
With two bags filled with hundred dollar bills
He was living the good life, proof of pirates still
In his forty foot Cat he sailed the ocean blue
Trade winds astern, the lights of Freetown in view
Oh yeah
Sammy Three Toes sat in the sun
Beach life on the run
He admired the girls in teeny bikinis
And kept the sand out of his gun
Sometimes he thought of the lives he had taken
And prayed to Saint Julian for safe harbor and redemption
He gave to the churches and paid the Senoritas well
He didn't expect heaven, but Purgatory beat hell
Sammy Three Toes lived well
Until the day he was found
He heard, "It's just business,
As the hammer struck the round
Sammy Three Toes sat in the sun
Beach life on the run
He admired the teeny bikinis
And kept the sand out of his gun
Sammy Three Toes was a stand up guy
He looked each hit straight in the eye
"It's just business," he told them all
Before cocking the hammer and watching them fall
Yeah, Sammy Three Toes lived well
Until the day he was found
He heard, "It's just business,
As the hammer struck the round