What choice do I have
That's a lot of paragraphs
I click it fast
Get it out of my head
Of course I'm gonna click yes
I ain't got time to read
I haven't read a whole article
Since 2003
And this is filled with legalese
Do I look like a lawyer?
It's so dry and boring
I'd fall right asleep
Agreeing without reading
Signing on the dotted line
I don't know what it means
I could be signing over my life
Sometimes I pretend to skim
If I'm feeling ambitious
But who am I kidding
I give up in less than a minute
I don't have time to read
I watch a lot of TV
It doesn't stimulate my senses
Enough to keep my attention
But I don't need to read
I already know what it says
I know the gist of it
I can fill in the rest
Agreeing without reading
Signing on the dotted line
I don't know what it means
I could be signing over my life
RIP my attention span
Why would I read
I got a computer in my hand
I'm trying to stay informed
I really am
But why would I stay bored
When I'm on the internet?
I say shit that I know nothing about
I have a lot of opinions but I don't know many facts
I catch a glimpse
Then I spit it back
A few sentences is my limit
Before I get distracted
There's just so much going on
I can't keep track
I don't know much
But I know it's all bad
Agreeing without reading
Signing on the dotted line
I don't know what it means
I could be signing over my life