TYMMY G - I Don't Fuck With Coat Checks Lyrics

I'd rather be a little hot
Than have to pay the man such a bullshit charge
I already paid to get in
Now they wanna take more of my money, f*ck this
Not on my watch
I'ma start a boycott
I'm keeping my coat on
And it's gonna get sweaty but whatever

I don't f*ck with coat checks
I don't f*ck with that nonsense
Paying three dollars
To put my coat in a closet, f*ck that

Why can't there just be a coat rack?
Imagine that
I'm perfectly capable of hanging up my own coat
But no
You had to go and monetize
Every little aspect of our lives
So in the meantime
I'll be over here wearing my coat inside

I don't f*ck with coat checks
I don't f*ck with that nonsense
Paying three dollars
To put my coat in a closet, f*ck that

If it gets too hot
And I need to take it off
I'm sure I can find a little nook to hide it in
Stuff it under a table or some shit
I'll do anything
Not to let them win
I'll put it in a bag, I'll throw it on the floor, I'll tie it around my waist
I'll do whatever it takes

'Cause I ain't paying for no coat check
I'm not gonna sugar coat it
I think you better check yourself
That's three of my dollars that you're never gonna get
I know I'm being petty
But you're being petty with my coat (Petticoat)
You're tryna ride my coat tails
You're doing the most

I don't f*ck with coat checks
I don't f*ck with that nonsense
Paying three dollars
To put my coat in a closet, f*ck that