He's Counting Up The Costs
He's Checking Out The Price
He Is At The Checkout
To Value Your Life
No Extra Favours - You're Good Or You're Bad
No Special Offers Allowed
So Add Up The Fear - And Minus The Gain
It All Comes Out Even - He's Dealing The Pain
The Tallyman - The Tallyman
Ho Ho Ho
The Tallyman - The Tallyman
Ho Ho Ho
No Discounting Today
It Is Your Time To Pay
So Shameless And Dangerous
That's His Way To Play
Your Warranty's Run Out
The Estimates Don't Fail
One Size Fits All
It's A Closing-Down-Sale