Unknown - Ill Take The Legs From Some Old Table Lyrics

I'll Take the Legs (From Some Old Table)

I'll take the legs from some old table
I'll take the arms from some old chair;
I'll take the stuffing from a sofa
And from a horse I'll get some hair (I'll get some hair)
And then I'll put them all together
With some wire and some glue,
And I'll get more lovin' from that Goddam dummy
Then I ever got from you.

Tune: Washington and Lee Swing