Unknown - Kleenexex Lyrics

KLEENEX-EX
(Marlin Spike Werner)

I'm-a sayin "Goodbye" to Kleenex--
'Cause the tissue ain't the same:
I'm a-blowin' my nose in a paper towel
Since Kleenex lost its name.

I'm bad to take hay fever
My nose can itch be damned
I grab me a great big breath, and 'CHEW!
Now won't you look at my hand.

I'm-a sayin' "Goodbye" to Kleenex--
'Cause the tissue ain't the same:
I'm a-blowin' my nose in a paper towel
Since Kleenex lost its name.

I grabbed a Kleenex tissue
To wipe my baby's face
Now his mouth is all pudding and paper pulp
And my hand is a disgrace

I'm-a sayin' "Goodbye" to Kleenex--
'Cause the tissue ain't the same:
I'm a-blowin' my nose in a paper towel
Since Kleenex lost its name.