Unknown - Rattling Ford Lyrics

RATTLING FORD

When you drove a Buick,
A big yellow buick,
And I drove a rattling Ford
How you would guy me
As you would pass by me
But your insults I ignored

Then you hit a mud hole,
A big mushy mud hole
Your engine it raced and roared
Then I pulled out your Buick,
Your big yellow buick,
At the tail of my little red Ford

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As sung by Harry Cook, 1987
To the tune of "When You Wore A Tulip"