Uncle Spike - Bacon Avo Egg Lyrics

Set the fire to the kaya, my aya
Gonna get higher than Mariah
Gonna get flyer than a hen, until I reach my zen
Make sure the homies gonna get, then we do it again

Set the fire to the kaya, my aya
Gonna get higher than Mariah
Gonna get flyer than a hen, until I reach my zen
Make sure the homies gonna get, then we do it again

'Cause I'm the Obi-Wan Kenobi
Not much you can show me
Grinding like I'm Tony
Ain't nobody know me

Damn, I'm feeling lonely
'Cause ain't no bitches want me
Watch the bitches want me
When I make some money

'Cause I'm cute but kinda ugly
But I'm pretty funny
Attitude is scummy
But my sister love me

Police tried to mug me
When they smelled that druggy
Now I'm feeling hungry
Rubbing on my tummy

I'm like (Bacon, avo, egg)
Now I just got fed
Time to rest my head

This beat is kinda groovy
Right now I'll watch a movie
Hope to see some boobies
You don't know the true me

Snakes behind the window
Ex under my pillow
Nasty armadillo
Dick weighs half a kilo

Nearly started drinking
Understand my thinking
Dank neighbourhoods, the vision
Extra tongue when kissing

Set the fire to the kaya, my aya
Gonna get higher than Mariah
Gonna get flyer than a hen, until I reach my zen
Make sure the homies gonna get, then we do it again

Set the fire to the kaya, my aya
Gonna get higher than Mariah
Gonna get flyer than a hen, until I reach my zen
Make sure the homies gonna get, then we do it again

(Excuse while I light my spliff)

Watch out 'cause Uncle Spikes about to burn your diff
Take a moment to relax and enjoy this riff
I've been blessed with a soul and a lyrical gift
Now check this shit

It's Pauly T on the muthaf*ckin' microphone
MC's pack your bags and catch the next flight home
'Cause muthaf*ckers, I'm grown, check the date on my ID
Born in '97 so I'm still a f*ckin laatie

Born in 97 so my flow is super swanky
Made a bad deal and sold my soul for a banky
You'll thank me, later, f*ck all of my haters
Stole my soul back and now I'm high like elevators

Yeah, I know I skate but I am not a f*ckin' skater
Yeah, I know I surf but I am not a Kelly Slater

Welcome to the forest where the air is clean and honestly the trees just form a canopy and falling leaves just randomly
Form onto the floor and they adore just living statically
That's why I feel the forest is good at understanding me
I think the city's mad at me, I think we've got a different perspective of living lavishly
I think the city's mad at me, I think we've got a different perspective of living lavishly

Set the fire to the kaya, my aya
Gonna get higher than Mariah
Gonna get flyer than a hen, until I reach my zen
Make sure the homies gonna get, then we do it again

Set the fire to the kaya, my aya
Gonna get higher than Mariah
Gonna get flyer than a hen, until I reach my zen
Make sure the homies gonna get, then we do it again

(Bacon, avo, egg)
(Bacon, avo, egg)
(Bacon, avo, egg)
(Bacon, avo, egg)

(Bacon, avo, egg) Gonna get
(Bacon, avo, egg) Higher than Mariah
(Bacon, avo, egg)
(Bacon, avo, egg)