I Hate Pickles the Most Video (MV)

It was a simple man living a simple plan
Till he found the jar, green pickles took it far
Opened it one night, life turned out a fright
Smell hit him hard, pain left a scar

Pickles ruined my life, oh yeah
Pickles ruined my life, heck yeah
Sour twist and funky smell put me under a spell
He took a big bite, something wasn't right

Tongue turned numb, lips felt dumb
Cursed those pickles long, hatin' every song
Jar of green regret, a past he can't forget
Now he's angry, mad, lost all he had

Pickles haunt his nights, bring rude delight
He hates pickles the most
Got a jar on the table, makes my blood boil high
Green monsters in vinegar, wish they'd all just die

I hate pickles the most
Cucumber's evil twin, call it gherkin or dill
Sour taste in my mouth, it's like a bitter pill
I hate pickles the most

No more pickles, no, no, no, no
Throw em in the fire, let em go
Burn em up till they scream
This ain't a cucumber dream

Sandwiches tainted by that slimy green
Ruins my appetite, you know what I mean
I hate pickles the most
Jars on the shelf, making my skin crawl

Want to smash em all down, watch em take a hard fall
No more pickles, no, no, no, no
Throw em in the fire, let em go
Burn em up till they scream

This ain't a cucumber dream
I hate pickles the most