Well I was just driving around my town
I didn't know that I'd find
The good advice and all those life lessons
That I needed to keep in mind
And I'm so glad and I can say
That now I go out of my way
To look for those signs we should all keep in mind
The church signs here's what they say
I only pray on days that end in y
Jesus is my BFF, who's yours
Free trip to heaven details inside
Stop, drop and roll doesn't work in hell
Well I was just talking to my friends
About all the things that they'd find
The good advice and all those life lessons
That they needed to keep in mind
And they're so glad and they can say
That now they go out of their way
To look for those signs we should all keep in mind
The church signs here's what they say
Beware of the high cost of low-living
The devil's trick is no treat
For heaven's sake, what on earth are you doing
Stop, drop and roll doesn't work in hell