When you're hiking through the mountains and you feel you're gonna faint
(You need some reclaimed water)
When you haven't been hydrating and its halfway through the game
(You need some reclaimed water)
When your clothes smell extra rank and you're about to have a date
(You need some reclaimed water)
When your daughter's been possessed and the priest is out of state
(You need some reclaimed water)
It's the be all end all for curing diseases
It'll keep your coughs controlled and snuff up your sneezes
The solution to poverty, hunger, and hate
It's FDA approved and certified fair trade
Well I've got the cure for your and everybody's needs
(You need some reclaimed water)
And ten cents of every dollar goes directly to charity
(You need some reclaimed water)
Practically buys itself in easy payments of just four
(You need some reclaimed water)
And when it can't get any better just wait - there's more!
(You need some reclaimed water)
It's the quintessential cure for fits of depression
It'll strengthen your joints and pay out your pension
It'll cover up the smell after a hearty wank
And best of all its absolutely dishwasher safe