Valentines Day - Self Care Lyrics

I'm much more well adjusted
Than I used to be in high school
Don't break down more than once a week
And I barely even cry
And I have been rotating
Between Tylenol and Advil
So I'll still have a functioning liver
By the time I reach 35
And I'm rationing out the weed 'till the end of the week
Then I'll take a T-break for a couple hours at least
Only taking more NyQuil 'till I actually fall asleep
It may not be too obvious
But I really am very healthy
Never broken a single bone
And my blood pumps normally
Plus I take days off sometimes
To look out for my sanity
Don't wanna risk catchin' a cold
When I'm almost out of codeine
And I'm rationing out the weed 'till the end of the week
Then I'll go out drinking to celebrate that sweet release
Only taking more NyQuil 'till I actually stay asleep
Come on!
Yeah pick it!
Don't you worry about me
I've got things under control now
Always try to get 8 hours of sleep
Though that only works sometimes
I have taken the advice that
My therapist has written down
Cut toxic things and people out of my life
Out of sight, but still in mind
And I'm weening off that weed 'till the end of the week
Then I won't by a gram more for another week at least
I'm running out of NyQuil and I'm afraid of being left alone with me
Yee-haw!