vangoffey - The No. 9 Lyrics

I was riding on the number nine
When she got on at Windmill Lane
6 foot 5 and sunken tin pan eyes
Well I just had to catch her name
I fixed me tie and sat down next to her
But my new love gave no response
I slipped a hand up round her scapula
And found a switch that turned her on
What's that?
Her head span round and looked right down at me
And flashed a cyber banshee smile
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And then we kissed for quite a whilе


Ohh ohh ohh
We are connectеd by a chemical love
Together we buzz buzz buzz buzz

So now we're lovers and we both agree
We like to lead a simple life
Nuts and bolts with garlic for our tea
And up to bed for early nights
She says she wants to start a family
And I'm just happy to oblige
The pitter pat of tiny metal feet
And a robot dog I could call Nige


Ohh ohh ohh
She is electric charged by love
Together we buzz buzz buzz buzz

(Baby crying)
"Can you keep the baby quiet, I'm trying to sleep!"

(Robot voice)
"Why can't you get up with the baby once and a while? If you didn't drink so much maybe you could."

"Oh come on darling...I gotta work in an hour!"

(Robot voice)
"Don't you darling me, I've had enough of your shit...I'm leaving you."

So now I sit here in an empty flat
In TV dinner misery
My lover left me for a replicant
To live on Saturn by the sea


Ohh ohh ohh
We were electric so happy in love
But now I've lost my buzz buzz buzz