Bless my soul
Herc was on a roll
Person of the week in ev'ry Greek opinion poll
What a pro
Herc could stop a show
Point him at a monster
and you're talkin' S.R.O.
He was a no one
A zero, zero
Now he's a honcho
He's a hero
Herc was a kid with his
act down pat
From zero to hero
in no time flat
Zero to hero
just like that
When he smiled
The grils went wild with
oohs and aahs
And they slapped his face
On ev'ry vase
(on ev'ry