Good evening passengers
Welcome aboard Flight V37 with nonstop service to Vialsland
Please listen carefully to all announcements
And do not remove your headphones until we reach our final destination
As smoking is permitted on this aircraft
We ask that you only smoke gas for the duration of this flight
To ensure the highest air quality for all passenger
In the case of an emergency, or if you are experiencing shortness of breath
Heart palpitations, or dizziness
Please notify one of our crew members
Who are highly qualified in performing mouth to mouth
We would like to remind you that most side effects are only temporary
And you have nothing to fear
Thank you for choosing Vials Air
We hope you enjoy the ride
Welcome to the future