Cruisin' down the highway Lane
My Chevy clunkin' like it's Feelin' pain
Shiftin' gears from third to None
Jesus christ somethin's Wrong
Six-pack slidin' on the seat
Country tunes blastin' neat
Prayin' this Chevy keeps us Movin on
Atleast gets us home
Oh that damn Transmission
Full of oil bolts and nuts All over the floor
God help me I can't do this Anymore
Hit a bump and the radio's Done
Silence now but I won't Run
Dashboard lights glowin' Strange and weird
Lookin' like a damn UFO in Here
Pulled up to ol' Johnny's Garage
Gave that Chevy a little Massage
Johnny just laughed wiped His wrench all clear
Said "Son I ain't got parts 'Round here"
Oh that damn Transmission
Went from working third Second straight to none
Oh that damn Transmission need a beer This ain't much fun
Rollin' down to Sally's for a Drink
Just need a moment to sit And think
She poured me a cold one Icy and bright
Said "Don't worry darlin' It'll be alright"
Oh that damn Transmission
Full of oil bolts and nuts All over the floor
God help me I can't do this Anymore
Oh that damn Transmission
Went from working third Second straight to none
Oh that damn Transmission need a beer This ain't much fun